For those who don't want to pay after I've made you come all the way to Whistler, please select this link. No judgement, this is a totally fair and great option. I'm just happy you're coming!

Hiker Trash! Thank you for deciding to come on this wonderful adventure! Can't wait to see you on the trail.

Hey, I saw you from across this bluegrass/folk punk jam we're at, and I love how you matched your carabiner to your Birkenstock clogs. My name's Fern, can I grab you another fair-trade, micro-brew, Hazy IPA? (Also thank you for deciding to come to my show, I love you and can't wait to see you!)

Holy cow, THANK you so much for coming to my show. This means a lot. Like really, this means a lot. I think I.....I think I love you. Bonuses for Trail Angel Tier: - Lots of eye contact - I'll filter your water for you if you run out - If your backpack gets too heavy, I'll think about making someone else carry it for you.

WOW. I mean......WOW. Thank you. Exclusive Steezmiester Perks: - Everything from Trail Angel Tier - I'll kiss you on the mouth if you want